var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a starship captain!'

quotes[1]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a plastic surgeon!'

quotes[2]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a clone warrior!'

quotes[3]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a cardiovascular surgeon!'

quotes[4]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a sandblaster!'

quotes[5]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a shoe salesman!'

quotes[6]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a hammy actor!'

quotes[7]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a miracle worker!'

quotes[8]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a brain surgeon!'

quotes[9]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a superhero!'

quotes[10]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a bicycle repairman!'

quotes[11]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a ballerina!'

quotes[12]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an accountant!'

quotes[13]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an engineer!'

quotes[14]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an escalator!'

quotes[15]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a nurse!'

quotes[16]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an anesthesiologist!'

quotes[17]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a diplomat!'

quotes[18]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a grouch!'

quotes[19]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a coal miner!'

quotes[20]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a bricklayer!'

quotes[21]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an obstetrician!'

quotes[22]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a patient!'

quotes[23]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a clown!'

quotes[24]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an android!'

quotes[25]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an attorney!'

quotes[26]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a prima donna!'

quotes[27]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a mechanic!'

quotes[28]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a streetwalker!'

quotes[29]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a troubadour!'

quotes[30]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a carpetbagger!'

quotes[31]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a helmsman!'

quotes[32]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a navigator!'

quotes[33]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a blogger!'

quotes[34]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a transvestite!'

quotes[35]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a Klingon!'

quotes[36]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a Nancy boy!'

quotes[37]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a stewardess!'

quotes[38]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a drama queen!'

quotes[39]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a newspaper editor!'

quotes[40]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an indentured servant!'

quotes[41]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a Facebooker!'

quotes[42]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a teabagger!'

quotes[43]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a care provider!'

quotes[44]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not an astronaut!'

quotes[45]='I\'m a doctor, Jim, not a witch!'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])