Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”

The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors.” This proved to be not acceptable to the town council either, so they changed the sign once again, this time to: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.” This was a no go also with the town council.

Next they tried: “Catatonics and High Colonics.” Thumbs down again.

Then came: “Manic depressives and Anal Retentives.” Disapproved!

“Minds and Behinds?” Rejected!

So they tried: “Lost Souls and A-Holes.” Still no go.

They proposed several more, including:

1. “Analysis and Anal Cysts”
2. “Nuts and Butts”
3. “Freaks and Cheeks”
4. “Loons and Moons”

None of them were to be approved by the town council, however.

Finally at last the doctors came up with a slogan that was acceptable to the town council: “Odds and Ends.”