Pupil
The anatomy class professor enters the class and says, “Good morning class. Before we begin today’s lecture I want to be sure you have all read your homework assignment of the chapter special senses involving the eye.” Everyone in the class said, “Yes.”
The anatomy professor then said he’d like to discover how well the class has reviewed the material. He had an especially hard question for the class to test how well they have done their homework and wanted them to be prepared to think hard.
The question was, “Which organ of the body achieves ten times its normal size when it is excited.” The classroom fell silent. None dared raise their young hands and say what was on their minds. The anatomy professor then chose Brittany and she replied sheepishly that she thought the question was too hard; and then proceeded to blush profusely.
The question was, “Which organ of the body achieves ten times its normal size when it is excited.” The classroom fell silent. None dared raise their young hands and say what was on their minds. The anatomy professor then chose Brittany and she replied sheepishly that she thought the question was too hard; and then proceeded to blush profusely.
The anatomy professor then told Brittany that he has three observations to make about his young student:
- First Brittany, the correct answer is the pupil. You obviously failed to study the anatomy homework assignment on the eye in detail.
- Second Brittany, you have a dirty mind.
- Third Brittany, when you get married you’re in for a big disappointment!